BaRNeY the Skeleton
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
For the past weeks, i have received numerous complaints about my weight! Most of my female friends (which i have not seen them for like may be no more than a month) told me this "eh benny, are you eating? how come you looked more skinny already?" or "how come you're so thin already benny? how you do it ar?". I have heard that from so many people for the past 1 month! OH SHIET! Im DOOMED!
It's not that i don't want to put on weight, i just cant put on weight so easily! I pull iron at home everyday, eat daily and when i go eat outside i sure whack kao kao the food. My makan friends knows that i can eat a lot. Still, i am getting thinner day by day. Some told me "Benny, you will be fat only when you get married and have kids". Okie, now that may be true but as far for my concerned, i have to do something about my weight. You know any books like "Gain weight for dummies" or "Gain weight in 24 hours"? If you know just anything, just hit me with anything. May be you want to help me out by buying me lunch or dinner and feed me like a pig, i'll be glad to tag along with no questions asked!
Who is kind enough buy me meals i will gladly accept. My weight is in your hands, so HELP me! Anyway, stopping here for now. Hope i can gain more weight in no time, hehe...till then, ADIOS~
4 comments:
U got KAMCEK inside ur Tummy la.. .go get doctor's consult la.. hahaha
u must help me vincy....starting by treating me to japanese buffet! dun worry, customer like me they will not make any profit out of me...hehehe
haha... oh God, that's so funny. aiyah, fat or thin dun care la. also got girls complain what if a guy is fat. at least thin is healthier ma. so, no prob la
hahaha...good 1 We Lin. Well...wait till ig et to NZ may be you can feed me with steak everyday on YOU! hehe
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